Unexpected and welcomed
(Source: dekoi2501post, via tightpinkcunt)
diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis:
in hanks fucking voice, too
(Source: Porterr-Robinson, via tightpinkcunt)
Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations
Wholesome and badass
The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.
Agreed
This is amazing!!!
(Source: catchymemes)
8 Years of Obama’s lies — 3.5 pages on Politifact
https://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/false/
2 Years of Trump’s lies – 11 pages and counting
https://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/
a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨
🎃 charged and ready to go 🎃
Deku ; i want to beat you, the incarnation of victory!
Kachan ; Li..,like i’ll lose..!
(via takaeskcor)
Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒
(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)
Me: (Gets a Call from GF)
GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊
Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time.
GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿
Me: oh my god…
GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡
Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕
GF: I’m outside, open the door!
Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)
Homie:
Gf:
Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…
Me: (Opens the door)
Me : Oh My Fuck….
All because i kept my hands to myself…
GF: I just wanna talk babe
Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)
GF: (Busts the door down)
GF: Give me my dick right now
Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)
My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…
Me: Lets get it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
this deserves a thousand reblogs
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
The best post on here 😂😂
Funny every time I see it lol
Lmfao
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
(Source: huglusted, via ruinedchildhood)